Politician

A politician visited a car factory. The manager went out of the way to show him around & at the end of the tour, offered the Minister a free car.

'Oh, no,' said the Minister, 'I cannot accept it.'

'In that case I'll sell it to you for one hundred.'

The Minister handed the Manager two one-hundred notes:

"In that case, I'll have two."

Johnny comes back to his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it to pole "Thanks for the complement"