ANECDOTES

NAMES OF WIVES
One man had 4 wives, so he called his
4th wife..... baby doll,
3rd wife ....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol

HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress
while thinking a name of his country and
his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?".

RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women
because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas
while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch

MEANING OF WIFE AND HUSBAND
W --- wonderful
I --- item
F --- for
E --- entertainment

H---- handsome
U --- useful
S --- smart
B --- but
A --- at
N --- night
D --- dangerous

A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"
He replied: "Depends, If I Can find a Phone"