Thursday, August 03, 2006

Mortgage & Bike

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this
house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can
afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front
door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him; "I was walking past your room last night
and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell
you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike !!

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know Where to shop.

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