His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Johnny, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"
Johnny replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age", Johnny replies.
"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"
Johnny smiles and says,
"No, I told her I was 90."
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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