Monday, August 14, 2006

Matured than the look

A successful playboy Johnny, a seventy-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy twenty five years old blond who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Johnny's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Johnny, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Johnny replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age", Johnny replies.

"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"

Johnny smiles and says,

"No, I told her I was 90."

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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