Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river — look, my suit's still damp — ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes."
"You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously disappointed. "Yes I know no woman can get ready in ten minutes."
Manager, interviewing a job applicant: "For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high wage."
Job Applicant: "Well Sir, the work is so much harder when you don't know what you're doing!"
Job Applicant: "Well Sir, the work is so much harder when you don't know what you're doing!"
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