Boys & Kotex

Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Kotex and proceed to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replies.

The man continues, "Do you know what these are used for?"

"Not exactly," the boy says. "But they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do either one."

A divorced Couple were contesting for possession of the child.
The mother said: "I gave birth to him - he's mine"
The father said: "I put a coin in the Pepsi machine and a can comes out. The Pepsi belongs to me! Not to the machine!!!"