B.B.Q

A woman was standing in front of the bathroom mirror, admiring herself in her expensive new outfit, her husband looking on with disinterest remarks,

"Your bum looks like the size of a three burner B.B.Q!"

Later that evening, tucked up and cosy in bed, he lent over, tapped her on the shoulder and asked hopefully;

"How about it?"

She replied "Its hardly worth lighting the B.B.Q for half a saugage"

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.