MUTHU JOKES

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER=
Manager asked Muthu at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look
like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why ..
Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A.asked Muthu whether any great man born in this
village or not .. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here ..
"

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and
told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut
the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered
it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs,
it becomes deaf.
Muthu become a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver
adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ?
Sit back. I will drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he
started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he
doing. Muthu pointed towards the board " WASHBASIN"

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire
and how will you escape ?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. :)

Oh .. i forgot .. the funniest part ..
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her right
chest ... and he did it !

Sweetest revenge

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle ofspring-water.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, thehouse began to smell.

They tried everything; cleaning,mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked.

People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.

He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a pricet hat was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving companies pack everything to take to their new home........ .

And to spite the ex-wife; they even took the curtain rods!!!!!!

SALT...........

This incident happened on the air....

 Yasmin Yusof, a DJ on Radio 4 asked listeners on her radio program to call to answer trivia questions. The first caller

to give the correct answer would get a prize from the sponsor.

She asked: "Can anyone out there tell me the household name of Sodium Chloride"

A caller who is a housewife called up eager to answer the question. Not knowing the answer to the question, she asked Yasmin for a clue.

"Something you put on your husband's eggs in the morning." She said.

The lady confidently said : "Talcum powder".

Yasmin Yusof did not return to the air until after a few songs!

Innocence at its best

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,





"Then why did you eat him?"

Medical Claim!

A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABC Hospital.

The doctor asked, 'What can I do for you?'

The man said, 'Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?'

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said,
'There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse' and charged them RM60.00.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an
Appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave.

Finally the doctor asked, 'Just exactly what are you trying to find out?'

The man said, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to
her house - I'm married and we can't go to my house. Shangri-la Putrajaya charges
RM250.00, Mandarin Oriental charges RM280.00, Le Meridian charges M230.00.
We do it here for RM60.00 and I get that back from 'Medical Claim'.......!

Does Management really know their Staffs ?

On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young boy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.
He approached the young man and calmly said to him,

How much do you earn?"

The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less,
"I earn $ 2 000.00 a month, Sir.   Why?"

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $ 6000.00 cash then gave it to the young man and said:
"Around here I  pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty!  Here is 3 months 'salary', now GET OUT and don't come back".

The young man turned around and was quickly out of  sight.
Noticing a Few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner:
"And that applies for everybody in this company".

He approached one of the onlookers and asked him,
"Who's the young man that I just fired?"

To which an amazing reply came of,
"He was the pizza delivery man, Sir...!!!"

He surprises... and walk away!!