Woman On Phone

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that
she was out of credit, She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass
across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After junior had
called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that
picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the
mobile.

Women!!!

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing
him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap, and she
slapped him again, for good measure.

People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause of
the commotion was.

The woman asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he
called.

Junior said "The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present.
Please Try Again Later..."

Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man.
but behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man