A: She will look down her dress and the two bumps she sees are her knees.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women ?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with the them.
Q: Why can't you trust a woman ?
A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A. You can unscrew a light bulb.
Q : Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
Q: How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex ?
A: Wipe your dick on the curtains.
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for ?
A: Its Braille(blind man's guide) for "suck
Q: Why did God give men penises ?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It is the same as a French kiss but only down under.
Q: How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
A: When she has to chew before swallowing it.
Q: Define Bra?[simple words]
A: A modern device used for the upliftment of the downfallen ones.
Q: Define a Bra? [Shakespearean words]
A: Under shoulder boulder holder.
Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it Goodyear.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they getup in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago!!
What is the thinnest book in the world? "What Men Know About Women"
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