Why I sacked my secretary

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said,
"Good morning boss. Happy Birthday."

And I felt a little better; someone had remembered I
worked until noon.

Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You know,
it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your
birthday let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "Oh yeah, that's the greatest thing I've heard
all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go
where we normally go; we went out to the country to a
little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed
lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,
it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to
the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if
you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and
slip into something more comfortable."

"Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,
she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by
my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all
singing Happy Birthday.


And there I sat...............................on the
couch..........................................naked!!!

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say........