Monday, July 23, 2007

Poor lady!

                      There was this Asian lady married to an American
                      gentleman  and they lived in Honolulu ...

                      The poor lady was not very proficient in English,
                      but managed to communicate with her husband.  The
                      real problem arose whenever she had to shop for
                      groceries.

                      One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy
                      a leg of mutton She didn't know how to put forward
                      her request, and in desperation, lifted up her
                      skirt to show her thighs.

                      The butcher got the message and the lady went home
                      with mutton legs.

                      The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts.
                      Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she
                      unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her
                      breast. The lady got what she wanted.

                      The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
                      Unable to find a way to communicate this, she
                      brought her husband to the store... (Please scroll
                      page down.)















                      What were you thinking?


















                      Helloooooooooo , her husband speaks English!!

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