Jokes to make u laugh

1.Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
   Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

2. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.       
    Wife: When must I give them to him?
    Doctor: They are for you.
 
3. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
    At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray,
    "Take only one. God is watching."
    Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
    A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

 4. What are the three fastest ways of communication?
    Three fastest means of communication in the world.
    Tele-phone
    Tele-vision
    Tell-a-woman.
    You still want faster?
    (Tell her not to tell anyone )