Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Woman Golfer

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.  

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the
frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"


The woman said, "That's okay." 
   For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.  

 

 

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!  

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