I have balls ;P

This was really funny this was written by a Guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor!

I have never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women
differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and
Mars thing.

I have never figured out why men think with their head and
women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says,
"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads
to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman
enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just
love me for who I ! am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went
to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend
time with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,
big unnamed department store.


I walked around with her while she tried on several different
very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I
said,"Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelery department where she picked out a
pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I
was one wave short of a shipwreck.

I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a
tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That! 's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction fro m all of the
excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said,
"I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I
don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man
enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me,
I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the
things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either...but at least
that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

Alright girls. Forward this if you agree. Hell even if you
disagree, forward it.

Men, forward this because you have balls.