Princess Melt.

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS.
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what; metal,wood,stone,

Anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If
your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will
be cured."

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan next day, he held a
competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not
melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.

But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted, and t he prince went
away sadly

The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not
melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was
sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess,

"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.

She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.

And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the
third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the prince's pants?

(Scroll down for the answer)






























M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Miss Malaysia

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Malaysian Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions: 
MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with 'L'
Miss USA : Lamp
Miss Singapore : Light bulb
Miss Malaysia : LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter 'L'
MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lion
Miss Singapore : Leopard
Miss Malaysia : LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!
MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with 'L'
Miss USA: Lexus
Miss Singapore : Lamborghini
Miss Malaysia : Lolls-Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!
MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with  the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lemon
Miss Singapore : Lychee
Miss Malaysia , with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!  

T his is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Malaysia should really be disqualified ; and they decided that since Miss Malaysia was having so many problems with the letter 'L', they decided to give her another chance.
Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lung (applause)
Miss Singapore : Liver (even more applause)
Miss Malaysia : *LAN CIAU*
The Judges fainted..!!!

Printer jam - base on true story!

It's happen in AH Kow Press

Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.

Customer Service: What's wrong with it?

Caller: Mouse is jammed and cannot print.

Customer Service: Mouse? And how it is related to printer?

Caller: Mmmm.. , See I attached a picture for you.......

To all my brainy friends

This puzzle is called  Lateral Thinking . . .

Just Check it Out ! ! !!  


Scroll down slowly  and be honest with yourself.
   

Think like a  wizard . . .

 
 
 

man  
1.  ------------
board

 

Answer  = man overboard

 

Okay,  let's see if you've got the hang of it.

 
 
 
 

stand   
2. ------------
i

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Answer  = I understand

 
 
 
 

OK . .  .

 

 Got the drift ?  

 
 
 
 

Let's try a few now  and see

 

 how you fare ?  

 

3.  /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/

 

 

 

Answer  = reading between the lines

 
 
 
 

4.   r  
       road  
   a
  d  

 

Answer  = cross road

 
 
 
 

Not having a  good day now, are you ?

 

Redeem  yourself.

 

5.     cycle  
       cycle   
     cycle

 

 

 

Answer  = tricycle

 
 
 
 

Not easy to  figure out ha!

 

 0   
6. ------------  
 M.D.
 Ph.D.  

 

 

 

Answer=  two degrees below zero

 

C'mon give it  a little thought!!

 

 knee   
7. ------------
 light

 

 

 

Answer=  neon light

 

 ( knee - on -  light )

 
 
 
 

U can  prove u r smart by getting this one.

 
 
 
 

                ground  
8.                     ------------ ---  
                  feet feet  feet feet feet feet

 

Answer=  six feet underground

 

Oh no, not  again!!


9.  he's X   himself

 

 

 

Answer  = he's by himself

 

Now u messing  up big time.

 

10. ecnalg  

 

 

 

Answer=  backward glance

 
 
 
 

Not even close  ! !

 

11. death .....  life

 

 

 

Answer= life after death  

 
 
 
 

Okay last  chance ............ ......

 

12. THINK  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Answer = think  big ! !

 

And the last  one is real fundoo - - -

 
 
 
 

13.  ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 
Ans. =   long time no 'C'

Jokes to make u laugh

1.Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
   Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

2. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.       
    Wife: When must I give them to him?
    Doctor: They are for you.
 
3. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
    At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray,
    "Take only one. God is watching."
    Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
    A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

 4. What are the three fastest ways of communication?
    Three fastest means of communication in the world.
    Tele-phone
    Tele-vision
    Tell-a-woman.
    You still want faster?
    (Tell her not to tell anyone )